• Home
  • Archive
  • Random
  • Mobile
  • Feed
  • Ask

me Des Rêves de la Californie

following following following following
Thematticus theme by Anthagio.
Jeff/16/Florida/Sophomore/Single
I speak English. Je parle français.
The place where i can finally speak my mind...
Adventure Time φ Katy Perry φ Merpeople φ Pokémon φ Regular Show φ SNL φ Sims
tastefullyoffensive   407 ♥ 06.25.11

glee

I don’t watch the show, but i must say, their covers can be amazing…

06.20.11

:/

I went through my Facebook pics and i found ones of homecoming… and it reminded me the relationship we used to have… back then.

06.20.11

xiaolindashi:

 TOKOMON <3 AND MOTIMON!!!!!!!! yes please

xiaoisthename   31 ♥ 06.18.11
tastefullyoffensive   985 ♥ 06.12.11

gosh… that “ending the friendship” thing was a failure :)

Being with you, it’s so dysfunctional

I really shouldn’t miss you, but can’t let you go

… Because my life would suck without you

Got my heart in your hands, like a time bomb ticking,

it goes off, we start again, if it breaks, we fix it.

got your heart in your hands, like a time bomb ticking

we should know better but we won’t let go…

06.11.11

Girls with the same face in every picture.

allthewayinbatterycity:

Guys do it too…

Fish do it too…

reblogging for the third time just because of that last gif.

FISH DO IT TOO.

Omg how many times have i reblogged this HAHAHAH

Oh god. :)))))))))))))))))))))))

FISH DO IT TOO

I remember this going on with only that first gif :p BUT this is huuuuuge.

Mikey Way does it too:

(via cheetospwns)

chrisxcudi   115811 ♥ 06.09.11

Goodbye…

I’ve had quite enough of you and your (self-created) “issues”.  If you can look me in the face and say that going from a Christian heterosexual to an atheist lesbian is “not a change” and “you are still are the same old you” I have nothing more to say. As long as you are rewriting every aspect of your life, kindly write me out of it. I wish you the best of luck, but this is goodbye.

06.09.11
thisrealityhere:

“The festivities do not commence until I enter the premises.” -Ke£ha

thisrealityhere:

“The festivities do not commence until I enter the premises.” -Ke£ha

(via amillionlightreflections)

thisrealityhere   12897 ♥ 05.29.11

(via forza-mentale-deactivated201106)

403 ♥ 05.29.11

(via showmethe--ocean)

spacetourettes   755 ♥ 05.23.11

What the heck?

I try to call and sort things out and i have to spend my time dealing with your friend who openly hates me and has been antagonistic with me from the get-go? how about you pick up the phone next time? I would very much appreciate it.

05.21.11

Thank God that’s over…

This was a really stressful week for me. I have Thanatophobia, so this whole rapture scare really affected me in a horrible way. It wasn’t that i thought it would happen today, but it reintroduced the subject into my mind. So while wrestling with my racing paranoia and thanatophobic fits, (which are even worse after you down 3 and 1/2 liters of Diet Coke) I also was aggravated at the horrible things being said about Christianity in general. Not every person who is a christian is a raving lunatic, with “the end is near” signs and not much common sense. Most of us are actually just normal people, just trying to live our lives peacefully. My fear is that people will hear the word “Christian” and automatically think of the horrible people at Westboro Baptist Church or crazy people like Harold Camping(rapture guy). We aren’t like those people. I also think it’s sad that people poke so much fun at the idea of an endtime. When the rapture actually does happen (it will, but hopefully not too soon) what will become of the ones who laughed in the face of the idea?

So, as i try to repare the shattered ruins that once were my sanity, i leave you with this bit of advice:

NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DRINK 3 and 1/2 LITERS OF DIET COKE!

For some stupid reason, i did that last night, and i was SO fucked up. I was laying in bed and my arm started hurting and i thought i was having a heart attack and i was freaking out and it was horrible. So DON’T DO IT!

Tagged: rapture, christians, religion, diet coke, thanataphobia, .
2 ♥ 05.21.11
eddieville:

“They come for the boobs and stay for the books. Everybody wins.”
Amy Poehler

eddieville:

“They come for the boobs and stay for the books. Everybody wins.”

Amy Poehler

eddieville   7 ♥ 05.21.11
is0lemnlyswear   161 ♥ 05.21.11
 
← Previous page 12 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next page →